Evan Rachel Wood told Kerrang Magazine recently that she denies wrecking Dita and Brian's(I refuse to call him Marilyn) fairytale marriage. She says the two started dating after it had already fallen apart.
"I've seen blogs that say I should be condemned to death simply because I've fallen in love," says Wood.
Listen. We are not going to condemn you here. We are glad they broke up because now Dita is single and it gives us pathetic shmoes a 0.0000001 percent chance with her instead of a 0.000000 percent chance. In anything, we love you! So much in fact that we are a bit worried about you. You do realize that you are in love with a marginally talented 33 year old who walks around in Alice Cooper makeup in a vain attempt to try to shock people right? Couple that with the fact that you are, what, 19? Kind of creepy. I'd take all of this back if the guy could write a decent song to save his life. I don't see that one happening though.
I mean, seriously:
Dita you dodged maybe one of the world's biggest bullets with that divorce.