Dita Von Teese

Dita Shows It In Germany

But who doesn't show it in Germany these days? Even my grandmother, rest her soul, had been known to bare a little skin while hanging out in the motherland.

Seriously folks, Dita posed for a cover shoot recently for the German edition of "Maxim" magazine. The magazine hits newstands in a few weeks but a source did get me a shot of the cover so here it is in all of it's PG-13 glory. Be careful, you had better get the cold shower ready before you view this.

posted @ Sunday, June 15, 2008 6:16 PM | Feedback (0)

Lovely Dita Reader Babe

That was the worst pun I've ever made. Do I get an award?

Here is a recent interview with Dita in which she discusses her new book(See? The reader babe part. Writer babe wouldn't sound right) "Burlesque and the Art of the Teese"

Hey her pun is almost as bad as mine! Ok so not quite. I really have to bone up if I want to have half a chance with DVS pharmacy.

Sigh. I'll never learn.

posted @ Tuesday, May 20, 2008 10:08 PM | Feedback (0)

She's not heavy, she's my sister

Photographers recently caught Dita and her sister shopping on infamous Rodeo Drive. They both look great. On a related note, as a kid I thought Rodeo Drive was some kind of western theme-park you drive through like one of those drive-thru zoos. I was a weird kid. Still, it'd be kind of cool.

posted @ Sunday, February 24, 2008 8:21 PM | Feedback (0)

Dita's falling off the rails of a crazy train

Here is a rather lengthy clip of Dita appearing on the Sharon Osborne show. It's fairly old because she is discussing her wedding to that hack Marilyn Manson. Dita teaches Sharon how to strip better for her main squeeze Ozzy. I don't even think Ozzy even registers movement so I'm sure she is doing fine as is. Still, Dita comes off as humble and a total charmer. Beautiful voice too. Maybe her voice should do a strip tease.

posted @ Tuesday, December 11, 2007 11:18 PM | Feedback (0)

Harper's Bizarre

Dita appears on the cover of the September issue of the Japanese edition of "Harper's Bazaar". I bought the issue on the internet and yes it has tons of gorgeous photos of Dita, but where is the extreme Japanese sensibility I had been led to believe permeated their entire culture? I looked through that entire magazine and I didn't see even one horny multi-tentacled beast. I expected at least one picture spread of a new game show called like "Who can hold in their vomit the longest?". But no. It was just classy photo spreads and fashion advice. I can get that here! Japan. I am very, very disappointed in you.

posted @ Sunday, August 26, 2007 7:29 PM | Feedback (0)

Dita Gives Carson Daly a Stiffy

Here is a clip of Dita performing a striptease on the Carson Daly show. The look on his face really reminds me of the look on guy's faces upon entering a strip club. One part shame, one part lust, and about four hundred parts desperation. You guys know what I'm talking about. And is it just me, or does he look anorexic or something? Somebody get that guy back to the MTV studios buffet! Kurt Loder will buy him a hot pocket.

posted @ Friday, August 24, 2007 4:20 PM | Feedback (0)

Frederick's of Ditawood

Holiday catalog season is almost upon us! The big lingerie makers are busy stuffing stockings and picking models to star on the covers of their holiday catalogs. Victoria's Secret chose Marisa Miller to grace their cover. Frederick's of Hollywood, however, chose a different path and chose the lovely Dita Von Teese! That's right. She'll be gracing the cover of the Frederick's of Hollywood holiday catalog! Exciting news, yes? No word on whether or not she'll be wearing a santa hat.

Look for the catalog in September.

posted @ Friday, August 24, 2007 4:11 PM | Feedback (0)

Dita as Dr Ruth

This just in! Dita has just inked a deal to pen a how-to sex book aimed for women. The book will tackle subjects ranging from seduction to how to perform the perfect strip tease for your man. Really. On paper this sounds like a bad issue of Cosmo but I think DVT will bring her usual flair and it will end up being, well, sexy. Plus imagine if you were dating a girl and found that on the shelf? I'd buy her an engagement ring immediately. The book should be out next year. Buy several  copies and hand them out like candy to your galpals.

posted @ Wednesday, July 25, 2007 5:57 PM | Feedback (0)

Evan Rachel speaks

Evan Rachel Wood told Kerrang Magazine recently that she denies wrecking Dita and Brian's(I refuse to call him Marilyn) fairytale marriage. She says the two started dating after it had already fallen apart.

"I've seen blogs that say I should be condemned to death simply because I've fallen in love," says Wood.

Listen. We are not going to condemn you here. We are glad they broke up because now Dita is single and it gives us pathetic shmoes a 0.0000001 percent chance with her instead of a 0.000000 percent chance. In anything, we love you! So much in fact that we are a bit worried about you. You do realize that you are in love with a marginally talented 33 year old who walks around in Alice Cooper makeup in a vain attempt to try to shock people right? Couple that with the fact that you are, what, 19? Kind of creepy. I'd take all of this back if the guy could write a decent song to save his life. I don't see that one happening though.

I mean, seriously:

Dita you dodged maybe one of the world's biggest bullets with that divorce.

posted @ Tuesday, July 24, 2007 3:26 PM | Feedback (0)

Travis Bickle weeps tears of joy

Dita has been partying it up in NYC lately! The paparazzi managed to snag a delicious photo of her exiting a yellow cab in the city that never sleeps recently. The thing with this photo, is, um, well, you can see the place Marilyn Manson used to call home. If you catch my drift. That lucky, lucky cab driver. Here is the photo they got with the vayvaynaynay covered up so Tipper Gore doesn't knock my door down in the middle of the night:

And no I'm not questioning why she wasn't wearing underwear. Nobody does in NYC. Duh. Everybody knows that.

posted @ Tuesday, July 24, 2007 2:15 AM | Feedback (0)